names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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