Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
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I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
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I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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