butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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