gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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