Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
If that was your dad, he is hot
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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