Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
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He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
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He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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