This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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