I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
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