New invention idea: vibrating tampons
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
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You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
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He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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