Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
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It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
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did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize