Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
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You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
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So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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