I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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