I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
she pinky promised me she was 18
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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