Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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