Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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