How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
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yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
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Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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