No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
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