don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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