can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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