Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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