Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
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