i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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