your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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