David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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