Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
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Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
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I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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