And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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