it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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