so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
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Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
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Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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