It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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