normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
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I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
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But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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