Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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