Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Farmville is her only friend.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
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Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
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I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
You are a genius and a whore.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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