I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
I have post one night stand depression
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