I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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