she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
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Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
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Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
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