I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
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Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
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His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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