in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
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