i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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