I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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