Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
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