You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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