God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
