i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
im holly from the hills drunk
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
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Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
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Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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