trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
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She's like a pop up book from hell.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
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No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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