do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
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