Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
4 words: hood of his car
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
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