she smelled like a LAN party
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
