8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Bank of America: Available balance is $546.25 on 03/04/2011 for account 8428. Go online for details. TextSTOPtoStop/TextHELPforHelp
i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
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