dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
cat food counts as protein by the way
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Randomize
