If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
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I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
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I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
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