So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Randomize
