Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
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That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
I will pee on everything he values.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
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In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
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